넘어가도록 진짜 노력했어요. 근데 이 사진들을 보면…

사강은 귀엽기한데 근데 한계가 있어야 돼죠. 밑에 사진을 보니까 사강씨는 이런 생각하나봐요: ‘우와. 난 너무 귀여워서 포토타임에 사진작가들한테 혀내밀어도 되겠지? 난 너무 귀여워서.’

I tried. I swear; I really tried to just skip these photos.

사강 is cute, I guess, but she doesn’t have enough cuteness to pull this look off.

The pictures just radiate this obnoxious vibe. “Oh, I’m so cute, and I just poke my tongue out at photographers, cause well, I’m so cute.”

Librarian-bot 1

허걱! 아무리 내숭이나 애교를 부리고 싶어도 패션쇼에서 완전히 애기처럼 행동하는 것아니야. 아마 애기같은 여자를 좋아하는 한국남자들이 있겠지만 여기서는 오바다.

음…넘어가자. 머리 아퍼.

Gag! And, throw a in bitch slap for just being such an obnoxious caricature! A woman acting like a child is generally NOT cute. And this is one of those moments where it ain’t.

Let’s move on, shall we?

Librarian-bot 2

옷은 너무 별로다. 진짜진짜 별로. 그리고 뒤로 보고 섹시한 눈빛으로…그 컨셉인가? 그렇다면 100% 실패한 거지. 컨셉은 ‘도서관원’아닌가? 아니면 ‘오피스 걸?’ 그런 행동을 보니까 그 수준인 것같네: “미스 홍! 녹차 두잔!” 그런 컨셉은 더 어울리는 거지, 그 혀내밀어던 행동이랑.

그런 섹시한 눈빛을 잘하려면 밑에 사진 봐봐요:

Her outfit is just BORING. I mean, really. It’s just boring. That whole looking over the shoulder move? It’s much better suited for an outfit that’s interesting or with an interesting rearview like a plunging back.

Not sure of what I mean? Check it:

In the back from Catwalk Queen

어떤 첫 인터뷰에 가는 졸업반 대학생이 더 멋진 옷을 입는데 사강은 진짜 연에인이냐? 다른 멋진 옷이 없나? 그리고 그 화려한 샌달은 문제아니지만 그 흑백 오피스 걸 의류랑? 그러 룩은 명동 사무실에서 일하는 여직원의 룩이야. 재미 없는 유니폼을 입어야 되니까 너무 야한 하이힐 신고 팔을 끼고 다니잖아.

University seniors going to their first job interviews could throw a better outfit together. What possesses any celebrity to wear that to an event? The ajumma at the corner soju tent probably had a more exciting ensemble that evening. Now, seriously. I’m a big fan of “less is more. Take a look at what I had to say on 이효리. I’m a card carrying member of the “less is more” approach to fashion.

I mean there isn’t much wrong you can do with a crisp white shirt and a simple black dress if you keep it simple. However, this is narcolepsy inducing. Assuming it’s a simple black dress coupled with a white shirt, why would you even bother putting the two together and going out to a media event?

Librarian-bot 3

사강씨한테 충고: 당긴의 스타일리스트를 해고하세요. 블라우스를 좀 빼고 액세서리나 잘 사면은 그 ‘후커 슈즈’는 좀더 어울릴 수 있겠어요. 그리고 어른처럼 좀 행동하도록 노력하고. 결혼한 30대 여성이 거의 됐잖아. 직업, 사회위치, 그리고 나이값대로 좀 하시죠?

그래서 혀는 입 안에. 5살때는 귀여운 표정이고…유명하고 결혼한 아줌마이면 안되는 표정이고…ㅋㅋㅋ

휴. 근데 그 백설공주마마적인 황재복 웨딩가운은 괜찮았는데… 모든 여자가 결혼식 날에 공주가 되고 싶은 거죠. 그 날은 예외다. 결혼하는 거지, 뭐. 이쁘네.

[From Newsen]

The shoes are equally as tragic. My read on this is the shoes are great if you’re a pole dancer. Now my personal dislike of the shoes aside, if they were worn with something from cocktail party level or up I would have moved on to another celeb in a tragic outfit. However, high heeled, gold, strappy sandals with this boring azz outfit? This is icky.

My repair steps: loose the shirt, add some interesting accessories and even the hooker sandals might have been okay. At least it would have been better than the librarian in stripper shoes.

Now in the grand scheme of things in the fashion universe, I’ve seen much tackier or tasteless outfits. However, it’s really the vibe swirling around the “look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” aura she’s sending out coupled with the REM inducing dullness of what she’s wearing. I think it’s the contrast that’s so offensive. And, if attention is her goal, well she got it. It’s just negative attention.

사강, my dear, hire a new stylist and fire your tailor. The fit on that shirt is horrendous.

Also, keep your damn tongue in your mouth! Poking out your tongue is cute (when you’re five.) Last I checked you were a 28 year old newlywed:

Now, as for the Snow White Hwang Jae Bock wedding dress, every girl wants to be a princess on her wedding day. Have to admit – it’s a nice dress.

Addendum #1:

A Haterade! honorable mention! It looks like Lee Hyo-ri is back to her usual tragic style of dressing.

The folks at PopSeoul nailed this one. Check it: Lee Hyori belongs on Hooker Hill

The dress is just simply tragic.