Alright, it’s time to sit down and have a chat. Preferably inside, where it’s warm.

사랑하는 친구들: 같이 앉으고 얘기 좀 할까? 실내 되도록이면 따뜻한 장소?

Img 8350 CopyYou see, I’m starting to worry about your health. I know you spent all summer carefully controlling your sun exposure to make sure your legs had the perfect amount of summer glow. It’s good you work out to keep your gams in glamorous shape. The gentlemen on the streets have certainly appreciated all the effort you’ve put into making sure you look sharp in your miniskirts and short shorts.

왜냐하면 너의 건강에 대해 걱정 많이 하기 때문이에요. 여름동안 햇볕에 보기 좋게 태웠고 운동을 해서 다리가 아름다워졌죠. 그래서 미니나 반바지 입을 때 찐자 멋있게 보였어요. 길에 걸어가다가 남자들이 깊게 감사했겠요.

But my friends, there comes a time when you just have to admit you’re freezing your poor little butts off out there running around like it’s still twenty five degrees and sunny outside. It’s not. It’s freezing. Literally. If you don’t believe me, just look back a few posts ~ that’s snow!

그런데 . . . 친구들아, 기온이 얼마나 낮은지 아세요? 0!!! 참, 눈이 온대요!

Img 8119 CopyZero degrees outside, and you’re still running around with fifteen centimeters or more of bare leg. Oftentimes not even a sheer patterned stocking to shield your chilled knees!

기온이 영하지만 아직도 스타킹만큼 안써고 있어요? 아이고, 저런.

It’s more than just your health at risk, but your fashion cred. Just like in nature, fashion has seasons and the wise fashionista watches both. Micro-minis and shorts are perfect for summer, but when you’re running around in the same outfit six months later in the snow it’s no longer the perfect outfit. Yes, you’re still turning heads, but the looks you’re getting are not admiring your fine S-line. Instead, they’re questioning your sanity.

건강에다가 패션 센스를 위험에 맡기고 있어요. 자연처럼 파션에 계철 있고 똑똑한 사람들 두게 같이 이해해야 해요. 여름에 잛은 치마와 반바지는 아주 귀엽지만 6개월후에 계속 같은 스타일 입으면 안 예쁘을 것이다. 많은 사람들이 보고 있는데 S-line을 감사 안하겠어요. 오히러 제정신인지 의심하겠어요.

Img 8025 CopyI’m not saying you have to dress like Mother Teresa or bundle up like you’re going on an mission to Antarctica. Let’s just keep in mind that there’s more than one way to look fashionable, many of which don’t involve freezing to death. And since looking good involves more than just the clothes, remember too that cold, dry winter air is rough on the skin. Chilblains and hypothermia just ain’t sexy. Put the short shorts and skirts on vacation for a while, and they’ll seem that much fresher when you bring them out again later ~ sometime next summer.

Mother Teresa나 남국 지방에 가기 위한 옷말고, 그냥 따뜻한 옷 입으면서 피부를 지킬수 있어요. 동상, 떨림과 저체온이 정말 섹시하지 않아요. 겨을에 여름 옷을 입지 마세요. 나중에 다시 입을때 얼마나 좋겠어요. . . 여름에 싱싱한 느낌을 기지고 있을 것이다!

— Gomushin Girl
(Pictures by FMS)

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