“…and knows how to uuuuuse them!”

Dang, girl! ZZ Top was definitely on my mental playlist that day.

This set of pictures is hard to categorize, but let me tell you that it was a classic case of “Napoleonic compensation”, which you see for people showing off their best feature. I’m not blaming anyone or looking gift horses in their mouths, but I’m just saying don’t continue to feel like you’re missing out on something because we don’t have faces here. Trust me. I think some of the best, most photoworthy pairs of legs and feet often don’t have much to do with the beauty of their owners, and are, much more than you’d think, standalone items. More than just that, a good portion of people who put the most energy into strutting around on higher heels and with extreme hemlines seem to be compensating for something. It’s sort of like those short guys who walk around with tight shirts and tank tops – you know the type – who make an extra effort to look ripped and manly. Personally, I think the energy is better spent on being a funny guy or telling interesting stories, but some guys put that energy into having “big guns” instead of arms. Hey, thass cool, thass cool. But it’s pretty obvious.

So that’s the situation we got here. If you were to see some face shots – and I’ve shown a few shots including faces to a few people in person – they all say that the whole effect gets ruined if faces are there. I know you all don’t believe me yet – but try to imagine from this particular set of photos what I’m trying to tell you, but can’t show you directly (but if I did, you’d nod and say, “Yeah, you’re kinda right. Seeing the face doesn’t really add to much) – but you ain’t missing anything here. I’m trying to be nice, see? To say it much simpler – the face don’t match the view from behind. The great Sir Mix-a-Lot once talked about “an LA face with an Oakland boodie.” Can I just say that we’re talking about some “Kangnam legs”, a country face, and…umm…let’s just leave boodie out of it, shall we? There are certain great aspects to be found in the Korean female form, but we all know that when it comes to boodie, we’re talking gluteus minimus, right? With some exceptions. Anyway, for defenders of Korean honor-through-beauty, don’t take this too seriously. If we didn’t think Korean girls were slammin’ in some way, this website wouldn’t be here, right?