이번엔 어려웠어요. 그리고 패션경찰의 존재하는 이유는 우리 길거리에 있는 친구를 놀리려고 하는게아니고 도와드리고 싶은 마음으로 존재하는거에요. 근데 가끔은 너무…뭐랄까…답답할 때가 있죠? 자기 일을 “진짜 못하겠다!”고 외치고 포기해버리고 싶을 때 있잖아요.

간단하게 말할께요. 무슨 “리본소녀”인가요? 하얀색. 너무 일부러 핑크 매칭 (실패). 그리고 자세히 보면 페디큐어/매니큐어 서로 틀리고. 가방은…솔직히…너무 싸보이고. 귀거리도 하얀색 리본. 닭살이다. 진짜 목에 걸려있는 손수건같은 리본은…휴. 그 하얀 웨딩드레스같은 원피스의 소재랑 적어도 씰크 리본이나 할 수 있었겠죠. 그리고 진재켓. 오. 엠.지. Oh. My. God. 그리고 원래 누군가의 몸에 대해 얘기하기 싫어하는데 (옷은 바뀔 수 있지만 몸까지 얘기하면 안된다고 믿거든요) 피부와 컨디션을 보니까 너무 무리하게 여러 번 이상한 다이어트 하나봐요. 언니! 건강하게 먹고 옷을 너무 일부러 티나게 하지 말아줘요!

(For English, see you after the jump!)

Sometimes, life in the fashion police is hard. But we have to do our jobs, no matter what the case. Helping citizens live better fashion lives for the sake of a happier society is what we do. But sometimes, there are cases that make one question one’s commitment, nay – even question whether one can even go on fighting the good fight.

We never want to be mean, so let me just keep it simple. The ribbons. The endless ribbons. Her white shoes, the wedding dress minidress (with jean jacket!?!?!), the mismatched towel-thing that is apparently going along with the bag (doesn’t work), and even the little white ribbon earrings (click on the picture). And that bag just look…ahem…cheap. And don’t forget the alternating-color manicure, which doesn’t match the pedicure.

And then there’s the bad skin (we Fashion Police don’t like to comment on people’s bodies, since we believe that clothing is a matter of choice, but criticizing one’s body isn’t fair game) and overall bad condition, which the snow white shoes makes even more obvious; girlfriend, please stop the crash dieting roller coaster. It really makes you look unhealthy.

So, we hope you might eat healthier in the future and think a little bit more before trying to throw on everything that might make you stand out, but with elements that really don’t go together. ㅠㅠ